I Hate Love Songs

B C#m E --- B I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting C#m Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo E C#m B I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue B I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase C#m And letterman jackets don't fit E C#m B Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped --- B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you --- B I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner C#m And roses just die in a week E C#m B We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary B And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain C#m The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine E C#m B And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies --- B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you B C#m E C#m B --- D#m And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it C#m "For worse or for better" don't rhyme D#m They say I got the right one so now I should write one C#m Em But I'd rather just show you tonight --- B I hate love songs C#m Yeah, I really do E C#m I hate love songs B But I love you --- B I hate love songs C#m The old and the new E C#m I hate love songs N.C. B But I love you