Just As Long As Me

|G |C G|G D|G | G C G It's a sad and awful story and the shorter folks won't care G D I'm a man who's simply way to big to love G C G Picture her a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair D Picture me a monster towering above C G I don't care what color hair is growing on her head D She doesn't have to be a sight to see G C G It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed D G Just as long as she is just as long as me |G |C G|G D|G | G C G Took an ad out in the paper with my picture and some prose G D It said tall and lonely lover seeking same G C G Combed my hair and got a shave and bought a long stemmed thornless rose G D G When my picture ran my head was out of frame C G I don't care what color hair is growing on her head D She doesn't have to be a sight to see G C G It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed D G Just as long as she is just as long as me |G |C G|G D|G | G C G Every night I have a dream I'm on a mountain in the sky G D And the air gets ever thinner as I climb G C G Then I see the gates of heaven, someone there has caught my eye D G She is very tall and finally she is mine C G I don't care what color hair is growing on her head D She doesn't have to be a sight to see G C G It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed D G Just as long as she is just as long as me G D G Just as long as she is just as long as me ************************************ | h Hammer-on ************************************