You Cant Get A Man With A Gun

(spoken) G Em Am Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun, they say G C D That's why I'm such a wonderful shot. G Em Am I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day, C Am D And now tell me what have I got? G I'm quick on the trigger C D With targets not much bigger G C D Than a pinpoint, I'm number one. G Em But my score with a feller Am C Is lower than a celler, G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun. G When I'm with a pistol, C D I sparkle like a crystal G C D Yes, I shine like the morning sun. G Em But I lose all my luster, Am C When with a bronco buster G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun C G With a gu-un, with a gu-un, D Oh, you can't get a man with a gun G If I went to battle C D with someone's herd of cattle G C D You'd have steak when the job was done G Em But, if I shot the herder, Am C They'd holler bloody murder G D7 And you can't shoot a male G C In the tail like a quail G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun G I'm cool, brave, and daring C D To see a lion glaring G C D When I'm out with my Remington G Em But a look from a mister Am C Will raise a fever blister G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun G The gals with umbrellas C D Are always out with fellers G C D In the rain or the blazin sun. G Em But a man never trifles Am C With gals who carry rifles. G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun. C G With a gu-un, with a gu-un, G C D Oh you can't get a man with a gun G A man's love is mighty, C D He'll even buy a nightie G C D For a gal who he thinks is fun. G Em But they don't buy pajamas Am C Am For pistol packin' mamas! G D7 And you can't get a hug G C From a mug, with a slug! G D G Oh, you can't get a man with a gun!