B Team

G G G/F# Em Cadd9 G G G/F# Em Hot Chips, tooheys case, nurofen headaches Cadd9 G A7sus4 Cheap thongs, shit faced G G/F# Em Can't talk, brain dead, schooners still hurt my head Cadd9 G Quick spew, before bed Am7 C G And they say I'm loose and I'm crazy, rum and coke on wendsdee D/F# Am7 C Been this way since 18, but lately me brain seems, a little dusty, hazy G D/F# Yoghurt doesn't phase me , I'm lazy, I still drive and I take the bus Em Cadd9 G And I just shoeyed a tooheys can to show the boys how to be a man Em Cadd9 G then I had to go outside, I spewed twice Em Cadd9 G In the sun I work on a singlet tan, I still live in a caravan Em Cadd9 G D/F# Em Cadd9 G But I will be alright, with a beer and a pie Em Cadd9 G G/F# with a beer and a pie G G/F# Em Breakfast, beer bongs, midnight oil pubsongs Cadd9 G A7sus4 Barbeque, beer pong G G/F# Em Goon bag, pill-ow, winnie reds, soar throat Cadd9 G Bob Hawke, top bloke Am7 C G And they say I'm loose and I'm crazy, rum and coke on wendsdee D/F# Am7 C Been this way since 18, but lately me brain seems, a little dusty, hazy G D/F# Yoghurt doesn't phase me , I'm lazy, I still drive and I take the bus Em Cadd9 G And I just shoeyed a tooheys can to show the boys how to be a man Em Cadd9 G then I had to go outside, I spewed twice Em Cadd9 G In the sun I work on a singlet tan, I still live in a caravan Em Cadd9 G D/F# Em Cadd9 G But I will be alright, with a beer and a pie Em Cadd9 G* with a beer and a pie. a pie. a beer and a pie * = let ring out