The Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway

C G Gonna take the expressway, from Ohio to Iow-way G C Then I’m gonna ride the road from Iowa to Idaho F C Wish they’d build a highway from Idaho to Hawaii G C Oh I know that you can fly-ee, but I’d rather drive-ee. G On the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway F C On the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway D7 G That’s the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway C G Gonna buy me some pineapple when I’m in Hawaii. G C Maybe pick up some potatoes when I’m out in Idaho. F C Gonna buy me an apple pie when I’m driving through Iowa. G… C And a pallet of thermometers from the Costco in Toledo Ohio. G… C That’s a pineapple-potato-apple pie-pallet of thermometers from Costo in Toledo Ohio. F C On the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway D7 G That’s the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway C G When I go to the dentist and he puts my gums to sleep G C I can’t feel my tongue or teeth and my lips feel like a piece of meat. F C When he’s firing up his drill bit and I’m drowning in my own spit G G I sing along with the hits like the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway **No lyrics. Sing chorus like gurgling spit, sucking, drilling at the dentist.** F - - - / F - - - / C - - - / C - - - D7 - - - / D7 - - - / G - - - / G . . . C G If I get lockjaw from stepping on a rusty fender G C Or I got my teeth wired shut, a sippin’ burgers from a blender F C Or I’m doin’ an impression of Clint with my teeth all clinched G G… And my eyes all switched on the Ohio-Iowa-Idaho-Hawaii Highway **No lyrics. Sing chorus like Clint Eastwood, “Punk”.** F - - - / F - - - / C - - - / C - - - D7 - - - / D7 - - - / G - - - / G . . . C