If I Had A Bulldozer

C Dm7 In this day and age, G7 C In this big old troubled world, C Dm7 C Where the little guy ain't got a chance F Em7 There's only one thing I can think of Dm7 Gm7 G That could make a differance... C If I had a bulldozer F Everything would be so fine G I would never have to move it over C Never have to stand in line C If I had a bulldozer F There’d be lots of parking places G I'd just look for that brand-new Corvette C F C Taking up two spaces F If I had a diesel rig, G With a big old blade, E7 Treads just like a tank, Am I would have it made G Courtesy would reign, C Arguments would cease, D7 'Cause everyone would know G I'd squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!!! C If I had a bulldozer F My application would go through G My boss would run to get my coat C If I decided to leave by two C If I had a bulldozer F The IRS would never chime G And you know an audit would really go quickly C F C With a 'dozer idling outside F If I had a diesel rig, G With a big old blade, E7 Treads just like a tank, Am I would have it made G Courtesy would reign, C Arguments abate, D7 'Cause everyone would know G I'd squash them like a graaaaaaaaape!!! Tuba Solo -------------------0-2-3-0--0---0-2-3-0-3-2-2- 0-3-3-0-5-0-3--0-3------------3--------------- ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- -2---2-3-5-7---------------------------------- ---3---------8--1-0--------------------------- --------------------2-0----------------------- ---------------------------------------------- C If I had a bulldozer F All the doors would open up G People'd treat me with a lot more respect C Or I'd knock 'em down and squash 'em up F If I had a diesel rig, G With a big old blade F C G C The world would be a better place!