Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway

C Gonna take the express way G From Ohio to Ioway Then I'm gonna ride the road C from Ioway to Idaho F I wish they'd build a highway C From Idaho to Hawaii G Oh I know that you can fly-ee C But i'd rather drive-ee G N.C. C On the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway. (Everybody here we go!) F C On the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway D G There's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway C G Gonna buy me some pineapple when I'm in Hawaii C Maybe pick up some pied apples when I m out in Idaho F C I'm gonna buy me an apple pie when I'm driving through Iowah G N.C C And a pallet of thermometers at the Costco in Toledo Ohio G N.C C That's pineapple pied apples apple pie and a pallet-of-thermometers-at-costco-in-Toledo Ohio. Ok a little Ohioiowaidahohawaii (Lets go!) F C On the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway (What a crowd! Ok just the girls now...) F D G That's the Yeah! Mouth Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway to the crowd C G When I go to the dentist and he puts my gums to sleep C I can't feel my tongue or cheek and my lips feel like a piece of meat F C When he's firing up his drill bit and I'm drowning in my own spit G N.C. C I sing along with the hits like the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway. (Ok everybody at the dentist, here we go!) F C While Gargling On the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway sucking noise D G There's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii High - Impersonates a dentist's drill C G If I get lockjaw from stepping on a rusty fender C Or I get my teeth wired shut a-sipping burgers from a blender F C Or I'm doing an immpression of Clint with my teeth all clenched G N.C. C And my eyes all squinched I do the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway (Ok Clint Eastwood guys, you can do it here we go...) F C as Clint Eastwood That's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway. Punk. D G C That's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highwayeeee-eeeee-eeeee