Flat

[ Alex Smith] Am Bm Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' bout the edge C G Not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge F Em Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled outside Am Flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize [Pre- Alex Smith] Am Bm I took a really long stick and put it on the ground C G That bitch stayed flat 'cause the Earth's not round! F Em The earth is flat and i'll prove it in this song Am Just like my mountain dew that's been out too long [ Alex Smith + Ross Hornby & Chris Trott] Am My credit card, FLAT Bm My ruler, FLAT C This paper, FLAT G Where I live? FLAT F The tires on my bike? FLAT Em The soda in my hand? FLAT Am My singing pitch? FLAT This whole world? FLAT [ Alex Smith] Am Bm Open your damn eyes - you round earth clowns C G Take a quick look now the sky is up not down F Em If the earth is round, we're sitting on the top Am Then the stuff at the bottom probably fell off [Pre- Alex Smith] Am Bm Dragons fly at the end of the Earth C G Been soaring through the sky since our flat world's birth! F Em You're not believing us and calling us shmucks? Am I'll show you what's round, take a look at deez nuts! [ Alex Smith + Ross Hornby & Chris Trott] Am My credit card, FLAT Bm My ruler, FLAT C This paper, FLAT G Where I live? FLAT F The tires on my bike? FLAT Em The soda in my hand? FLAT Am My singing pitch? FLAT This whole world? FLAT [ Alex Smith] Am Bm Clearly the moons flat, there's no dark side C G Nobody went there, NASA fucking lied F Em Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing? Am You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin' [Pre- Alex Smith] Am So I took a big boat Bm To the edge of the world C G And before my little eyes the truth unfurled F Em There were dragons and beasts and awful things like that Am I sailed right home 'cause the world's so flat, yeah [ Alex Smith + Ross Hornby & Chris Trott] Am My credit card, FLAT Bm My ruler, FLAT C This paper, FLAT G Where I live? FLAT F The tires on my bike? FLAT Em The soda in my hand? FLAT Am My singing pitch? FLAT This whole world? FLAT [ Chris Trott] Am Bm Uh excuse me sir I believe your facts aren't sound C G The circumference of the Earth is 40 mega meters round F Em If the world is flat, which projection is factual? Am Mercator, Gall-Peters, or maybe sinusoidal? Am Bm A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted C G Which clearly means your theory is thwarted! F Em So the Earth, our home is an oblate spheroid Am I'm dropping the truth, your theory is destroyed! Am Bm You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest C G Well that makes sense - you haven't seen real breasts! F Em Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity Am It's a place of science, and the home of your virginity! Ohhh Thank you