Vlad The Impaler

A A A C D A A D C B A A A C D A A D C B A A A C D Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler A A D C B Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a sailor but he's A A A C D Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler A A D C B Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a whaler D C B Could have been a Tailor C B C B C B C B He turned out to be Norman Mailer E C D B E C D B Whoaaooooo E C He stepped back and he smoked a joint D B Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point E C Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer D B Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure A A A C D A A D C B A A A C D A A D C B A A A C D Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler A A D C B Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a sailor but he's A A A C D Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler A A D C B Vlad, Vlad, he could have been a whaler D C B Could have been a Tailor C B C B C B C B He turned out to be Norman Mailer E C D B E C D B Whoaaooooo E C D B E C D B Ohoh ohoh ohoh ohoh Whoaaooooo B B B B B C B G E V L A D Vlad E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B E C D B When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks E C D B But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks E C D B When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned E C D B But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned E C D B Oh, oh, oh, how he learned E C D B Oh, oh, he learned, they burned and burned and burned E C D B Oh, oh, rotisseries of corpses turned E C D B B B B B C B G E Oh, oh, oh he's so glad, he's so glad, he's so glad he's Vlad