California Girls

C G C Well I ain't never had a problem with California G There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona F C A But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya G Strutin' around in their size zeros, G Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones G Never even heard of George Jones C G C Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls C Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how G to rock your world F C F Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle G C Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls C G C There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery C G Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me F C A Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be G But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin G With her big fake smile and her painted on tan G Never had a chance at a real man --CHORUS-- D G D G F --CHORUS-- G C Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls