I Hate Everyone

F# B D#m G#m (2x) F# B Some stupid chick in the checkout line D#m G#m Was paying for beers with nickels and dimes F# B And some old man who clipped coupons D#m G#m Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one F# B D#m G#m All I wanted to buy was some cigarettes F# B D#m G#m But I couldn't take it anymore so I left I hate F# B D#m G#m everyone I hate F# B D#m G#m everyone I hate F# B D#m G#m everyooo-oooooooo-one I hate F# B D#m G#m everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo- B B B B oooooooo-ooooooone F# B D#m G#m All the people on the street, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I meet, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I know, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I don't, I hate you B B B B aaaaaaaall Oh, I hate you all F# B Some fucking asshole just cut me off D#m G#m And gave me the finger when I fucking honked F# B Then he proceeded to put on the brakes D#m G#m He slammed on the brakes but I made a mistake F# B D#m G#m When I climbed out of my van he was waiting F# B D#m G#m But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan I hate F# B D#m G#m everyone I hate F# B D#m G#m everyone I hate F# B D#m G#m everyooo-oooooooo-one I hate F# B D#m G#m everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo- B B B B oooooooo-ooooooone F# B D#m G#m All the people on the street, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I meet, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I know, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I don't, I hate you B B B B aaaaaaaall Oh, I hate you all D#m B I bet you think I'm kidding D#m B But I promise you it's true D#m B I hate most everybody C# C# But most of all - I - hate C# Oh, I hate you-hoo F# B D#m G#m All the people on the street, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I meet, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I know, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people that I don't, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people in the east, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people I hate least, I hate you F# B D#m G#m all - And the people in the west, I hate you F# B D#m G#m B all - And the people I like best, I hate you all F# Oh, I hate you all