I Need To Meet Richard Dreyfus

I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (You know, there's lots of ups and downs in the world But one thing remains constant: I need to meet Richard Dreyfuss Bring the beat in) Gmaj7 I've tried hard to meet you Mr. Dreyfuss F#m7 I've sang songs and tweeted at Richard Dreyfuss Bm7 But so far it's been a lengthy process for nothing E7 Where you at? Say hello Gmaj7 I don't wanna go on a date, Richard F#m7 I just want to meet you face to face, Richard Bm7 And I know you've got some free time on your plate, Richard E7 Cos' your friends directing Raider sequels, not Close Encounters prequels Gmaj7 I've treated you better than I've ever treated ladies and F#m7 I'm in a darker place than you were in the eighties Bm7 When you shot Whose Life Is It Anyway E7 But you don't remember a single day Gmaj7 Well I do and I can tell you all about it F#m7 I can tell you 'bout all your movies Bm7 I've seen Inserts, and it was not that great E7 But you were great in it, I stayed up late to finish it Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (Two thirty in the morning, Richard Dreyfuss) (Ri-Ri-Richard Dreyfuss, he was in Jaws) Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (O-O-Oscar winner for The Goodbye Girl, 1978) Gmaj7 And trying to find you is like Holly Hunter trying to find your character in Always F#m7 You're a ghost, I can't see you, but your moustache is floating somewhere in the hallways Bm7 And our meeting can be short, just like your cameo in The Valley Of The Dolls was E7 I just want a close encounter, Richard Gmaj7 What about Bob, what about me? See! F#m7 I'm familiar with your entire filmography, quiz me! Richard Dreyfuss Bm7 Okay, let's see, what movie was I in in 1993? E7 ... Lost In Yonkers! Gmaj7 I don't wanna go on a date, Richard F#m7 I just want to meet you face to face, Richard Bm7 And I know you've got some free time on your plate, Richard E7 Cos' your friends directing Raider sequels, not Close Encounters prequels Gmaj7 I don't wanna go on a date, Richard F#m7 I just want to meet you face to face, Richard (Email me, Richard) Bm7 And I know you've got some free time on your plate, Richard (Facetime me, Richard) (Call on me, Richard) E7 Get some Goddamn Lunch with me, Richard! Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (Come on, Richard) Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (Come on!) (Come on, Richard) Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone (What do I gotta do, Richard?) Gmaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E7 I'm alone, No Richard calling my phone If you or anyone you know knows the exact whereabouts of Richard Dreyfuss, Please email me at [email protected]