Donny Of The Decks

B F# A F# A 3x C#m D A B F# A F# A 3x C#m D A B Hey you! F# A F# A F# With your face on the nightclub flyer B F# A F# A F# And the font that distorts your name B F# A F# A F# There's a man at a local phone box C#m D A called Wayne B F# A F# A F# He claims that he gave you your first turntable B F# A F# A F# And a hat that you could wear indoors B F# A F# A F# He has tapes of you singing badly C#m D A to Sparks B In 1987 he was good with his hands A He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands E In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands D And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his hands B I said in 1987, he was good with his hands A He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands E In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands D And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his B Hey you! F# A F# A F# With your eye on the dressing room entrance B F# A F# A F# And your feet on the crate of skol B F# A F# A F# There's a girl on the nightclub terrace C#m D A called Claire B She's there! F# A F# A F# To confront you with DNA evidence B F# A F# A F# Cos the last time you were here B F# A F# A F# You retired to her place of residence C#m D A Oh dear! B In 1987 he was good with his hands A He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands E In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands D And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his hands B I said in 1987, he was good with his hands A He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands E In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands D And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his B5 A5 E5 D5 B5 So much for getting old A5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! E5 So much for slowing down D5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! B5 So much for dungarees A5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! E5 So much for Tony Blair D5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! Outro-Chorus B5 So much for getting old A5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! E5 So much for slowing down D5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! B5 So much for dungarees A5 The stink of s*x is undeniable! E5 So much for Tony Blair D5 The stink of s*x is undeniable!