John Denvers Drinking Hits

G EM D ALMOST SAW HEAVEN CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN, C G G EM LANDED IN THE RIVER. NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED, D C G CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES. G D EM C COUNTRY ROADS, CANT FIND MY HOME CUZ IM SHIT FACED AND ALL ALONE, G D C G CANT REMEMBER, HOW I GOT HERE WRAPPED AROUND THIS TELEPHONE POLE. G C G C G C G C Police car on the shoulder makes me sweaty. G C G C Am7 D7 Flashlight in my eyes can make me blind. G C G C G C G C Handcuffs tied behind me feels so kinky G C G C G C G C Officer take that nightstick from my behind A A D 2) Well you gotta be careful because you never really know 1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a rack A G E7 1) When the cops pull you over the baloon you gotta blow 2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the crack A D 1) Your goin to jail you blow a two point o 2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your back A E7 A 1) No place for a country boy 2) No place for a country boy A E7 Well I got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle. A E7 Theres a big horny guy who says he wants a diddle; A This verse say slow D Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle. A E7 A Hey look its a Country Boy Here you go its not as hard as it seems kyle