Hey Buddy

F G A Bb F Hey buddy, how are ya feeling? C F Ugh, can we tone it down with the trumpets? F C7 Hey buddy how are ya feeling? Thereʼs only one answer Donʼt you sound self-satisfied F Arenʼt you quite the romancer F G A Bb My head is splitting, I mean, F C F Are you kidding cuz nobody sleeps in the tub consciously Bb F I think my tail is missing, I canʼt find my feet and C7 You ask how Iʼm feeling... F What did we do last night? F F/C F F/C Well, I wasnʼt there for most of it. F F/C F F/C Hey, Thistle do you know where their footpaws are? F F/C F F/C Oh, are they awake? Heeeeey buddy, how are you feeling? F F/C F F/C I got ʻem right here, but you really donʼt remember how they got F C D E "Lost"? Well... F F/C F F/C C7 C7/G 10 glasses in and some rabbit asks you for a foot race C7 C7/G C7 C7/G F F/C I was there begging you not to, there wasnʼt enough space F G A Bb F Into the hallway you scream “out of my way” C F Right into a doorway, you crashed in a heap F G A Bb F Shedding your footpaws, you dashed like two outlaws C7 F You broke at least 4 laws on your way outside to “get some air” F F/C F F/C Yeah. That sounds like me. Did I win at least? F F/C F F/C F F/C F Yeah bout that, you kinda both ran in opposite directions so I’m calling it a draw. F/C And, my tail? F F/C F F/C F F/C Um, oh, oh yeah, I think Baz has it. HEY BAZ, you got their tail? F F/C F Could you keep it down please? F/C Oh right... sorry. F F/C F F/C Heeeeeeey! Youʼre up. How are you feelinʼ? F F/C F C D E Shut up. I want my tail. F F/C F F/C C7 C7/G Outside the hotel we chilled with the smokers and sweaters C7 C7/G C7 C7/G F F/C You say “check out my new dance move” and everyone scatters F G A Bb F You started spinning, your tail rips, goes flinging C F Along with your lunch which splats onto the sidewalk F G A Bb F Luckily your head was left on someoneʼs bed C7 F So thatʼs one less mess that we have to deal with today Interlude 4 F F/C F F/C You got a new nickname. “The Hurling Dervish” F F/C F F/C F F/C Looks like I at least managed to keep the bodysuit clean somehow, so thatʼs a win. F F/C So where IS my head then? F F/C F F/C Hey guys! Ohoooooh. They’re in there? Hey buddy ho- F F/C F F/C I SWEAR TO GOD cut it out. Where is my head!? F F/C F F/C F C D E Oh.. oh wait itʼs there... under the sink? How did it end up there? F F/C F We walked you back to your guest room F/C C7 C7/G And then I went searching C7 C7/G C7 C7/G F F/C Retracing all of our steps, asking where it was lurking F G A Bb F Some random dog-person had it on his person C F Could have been much worse if heʼd put it on F G A Bb F On his shoulder it perched, he was making a Cerberus C7 F I had to snatch it away and be gone F G A Bb F You do the drinking and weʼll do the thinking C7 F Now drink lots of water while we give our schpeal F G A Bb F We wouldnʼt be asking if you werenʼt the ass-king C7 So tell us buddy F C F How do you feel?