I Have Been Kidnapped By Aliens They Cut My Hair

G A C D Well I've been chillin' out, outside alone G A C D Warmin' up my flesh and bone G A C D A "Strange" comic book and a syrup of mint G A C D This Friday afternoon seems to come up real fit G But something bright broke from the sky A It was like me yeah pretty high C D Well you know now I would never ever lie G C A D G C Em C D I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair G So I thought damn A C D I must have done something really really bad G A C D To be locked up with a depressive robot a "hairless" bird and some fucking cat G A C D But when I raised my hand up to my head a feeling of despair G A C D Brought by the killer fact that I've, been losing all my hair G C A D G C Em C D I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair G C A D G C Em C D I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair C G Well all you see on screen ain't true Em C G It's only a picture David (Basso) made for you C G At some point you will understand Em C G That this whole world is coming out of hand A C To all those metal heads and hippies A C metal heads and hippies A C D Watch out their comin' after you G C A D G C Em C D I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair G C A D G C Em C D I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair G And I said C Em D Hey you people this ain't really fair G C Em D You know I spent so much time growing my hair G And I said C Em D Hey you people this ain't really fair G C Em D You know I spent so much time growing my hair A C To all my metal friends and hippies A C To all my metal heads and hippies A C G Watch out there coming after you