Of Soldiers And Prostitutes

A E I wanna fight John Boehner one on one B I wanna meet him in the octagon (C#m) Where no corporate sponsors can protect A My fists from his face E I wanna take Rick Perry to a dim lit alley B Try to make a move and kiss him Watch him hesitate then give in C#m A Because we all hate the shit we're ashamed of E I wanna talk to Obama about launching drones B And I'll ask him if he liked it if I bombed him home C#m And he'll say, "Well don't you love freedom?" G# A Well shit, I think I do E And I'll write the Tea Party asking for a plan B C#m They'll say "America was born on ignorance." A We're just continuing the trend E So goddamn me 'cause I don't support our troops B Because Jesus loves faggots, and muslims too C#m And if you piss on dead bodies A I think you're going to hell E The only difference between soldiers and prostitutes B Is that your parents are so fucking proud of you C#m Thanks for your service A Protect our business interests E* 'Til someday B* We drink A* To friends E* No patriots B* Or anthems A* Or allegiance E So tonight we're gonna fall in love B C#m Like it's 1776 and we have enough A* We have enough E But that's exactly more fun () - Palm Muted * - Let Ring