Poser Boy

A5 (riff then horn fill riff) A5 So make way for the white knight of the showbiz set A5 You’re so sexy, yes you’re so gorgeous, yet A5 You’re so gaudy, subtle as an Exocet A5 F E Boy you ain’t no friend of mine A5 And we’re gasping, the second hand ticks back A5 And wishful spit drips from lipstick lips A5 You’re so slick, but then the foundation cracks on this delirious pantomime (horn fill riff) A5 G ‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E God’s gift to the human race A5 G You’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E And the spotlight’s your hiding place C G/B Well they praise your image all across the world Am F E But you can’t account for taste A5 G And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E So get out of my face, yeah A Poser boy A Poser boy (horn fill riff) A5 Then the lights go down, and now you’re sneaking around A5 You just can’t wait to find some hearts to break A5 And it’s great, ‘cos some girls will come like hounds A5 F To receive your affection E A5 And off they’re swept, and I just can’t accept A5 That these sickly trysts you just can’t resist A5 Can bring bliss. But I guess your soul’s adept at avoiding detection (horn fill riff) A5 G ‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E God’s gift to the human race A5 G You’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E And the spotlight’s your hiding place C G/B Well they praise your image all across the world Am F E But you can’t account for taste A5 G And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E So get out of my face, yeah A Poser boy A Poser boy (horn fill riff) A5 Here comes the man whose every gesture makes the maidens blush A5 You built your castle on a knack of making hormones gush A5 But now it’s all over, you said too much and it’s time to take your bow (bridge riff) E7 Oh yeah (A poser, poser boy) F7 Yeah (A poser, poser boy) F#7 Yeah (A poser, poser boy) G7 Yeah (A poser, poser boy) E7/G# Oh (A poser, poser boy) E7 Yeah A5 G ‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E God’s gift to the human race A5 G You’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E And the spotlight’s your hiding place C G/B Well they praise your image all across the world A5 F E But you can’t account for taste A5 G And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E So get out of my face, yeah A5 G ‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E And I tip my hat to you A5 G You’re a poser boy, a poser boy F E But it seems your ruin is long overdue C G/B Well they praise your image all across the world A5 F E But you can’t account for taste A5 G And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy E7 E7/D E7/C E7/B A5 So get out of my face A5 E A5