Christmas Message

C Christmas comes but once a year Am And when it comes it brings good cheer Dm G C G A season of goodwill and fun C And yet while most of us feel festive Em Grinches out there just get restive D G And spoil it all for everyone F C A7 Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice D7 G You’ll find that life is easier with this advice G C Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas. Dm7 Take a tip from Santa’s elf G7 Am7 D The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly D7 G So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly C F Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop Fm G D# Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop C F E7 Am For f**k’s sake be merry, have another sherry D7 G7 C And try not to be a cunt. A7 (’Cos Santa’s coming) D7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt. A7 (Look, there’s a reindeer.) D7 Dm7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt G C C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.