Uber Driver

G G D I You hate pickin' me up when I'm drunk D G I get a dirty look and you don't ask if I had fun G D You never have an extra chord for me to charge my phone D G And God forbid I need a McRib on the way home C D G Well why can't you be like my Uber Driver C D G He ain't got nuthin to say about my all nighters C D G C He don't mind if I ugly cry or if all my friends need a ride D G Yeah, why can't you be like my Uber Driver G D Well I can get religical, political, critical of how he drives D G And he'll still wanna hear my life story one more time G D He's always right where he says he's gonna be D G And Hell if you can do that I'll let you start charging me C D G And why can't you be like my Uber Driver C D G He ain't got nuthin to say about my all nighters C D G C He don't mind if I ugly cry or if all my friends need a ride D G Yeah, why can't you be like my Uber Driver C D And when I'm running late Em D C He says that's fine - That's OK C D G C Why can't you be, oh why can't you be C D G Why can't you be,like My Uber Driver G Hey can we puh-lease go back through the drive-thru? Th forgot my fries! G I promise you, you're going to get 5 stars tonight!!