Things Dont Fit

E A Took a trip to the closet and tried on my prom dress, and it ripped E I don't know why I thought it might fit B A I'm a whole different girl than I was when it zipped B E A And my body looks nothing like it did when I was sixteen C#m Not like the ones I see in magazines B A But it plays my guitar, so it's perfect for me D A So I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God E When things don't fit D A Cause why would I look like I did in high school E I hated that shit A I unbutton my pants at the restaurant when I take a seat E I don't calculate anything that I eat B A Cause no one gives a f**k bout the size of my jeans D A And I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God E When things don't fit D A Cause why would I look like I did in high school E I hated that shit D A Yeah I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God E When things don't fit D A Cause why would I look like I did in high school E I hated that shit D A Oh, and nobody turns 95 and wishes that they'd bodychecked E Nobody looks back on life and wishes that they'd been more stressed D A And nobody eats birthday cake and wishes they'd enjoyed it less E And nobody gives a shit if you rip up an old prom dress D A E And I'm gonna thank God when things don't fit F# A I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna thank God E When things don't fit D A I'm gonna thank God, gonna thank God E When things don't fit D A Cause why would I look like I did in high school E I hated that shit D A Yeah I'm gonna thank God, gonna thank God E When things don't fit