Makin Whoopee

"Makin' Whoopee" G D7 G C Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon G D G Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee G D7 G C A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice G D G Its really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee G D7 G C Now picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling G D G G-slap stop Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring G D7 G C He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews G D G But don't forget folks, That’s what you get folks, for makin' whoopee G D7 G C Another year, maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? G D G She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee G D7 Yeah, she sits alone, Most every night G C G He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy, G D G But she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee G D7 G C Now he doesn't make much money Only five thousand per G D G G-slap stop Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her." G D7 G C He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail. G D G You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee G D7 G yeah, you better keep her, I think it's cheaper Then makin' whoopee