If Heaven Is A Hotel

| Am9 Fdim/G# | C | Am7 G#7 G7 | C | Am9 Fdim/G# C Well, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time F G C And hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Am9 Fdim/G# C Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? Am7 G#7 G7 C So sick of waiting for my skin to prune Am7 G#7 G7 C Yes, I am, I'm just so sick Am9 Fdim/G# C And honestly I'll take either vacancy for a non-believer F G C A single bed is all I need Am9 Fdim/G# C Seems I'll never marry or give a woman a child to carry Am7 G#7 G7 C One is enough mouths to feed Am7 G#7 G7 C Yes, it is, one is enough Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 D7sus4 D7 Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 D7sus4 D7 Don't believe it when anybody says they been doin' fine D7sus4 D7 D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 D7sus2 Fmaj7 So I guess I'm doin' fine | Am9 Fdim/G# | C | F G | C | | Am9 Fdim/G# | C | Am7 G#7 G7 | C | Am9 Fdim/G# C An early flight or fall, the fight's just too close to call F G C Guess I'll have to see it through Am9 Fdim/G# C Staying or going, there's just no way of knowin' Am7 G#7 G7 C So I went whichever way the wind blew Am7 G#7 G7 C Yes, I did, I went whichever way Am9 Fdim/G# C Boys, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time F G C And hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Am9 Fdim/G# C Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? Am7 G#7 G7 C I'm so sick of waiting for my skin to prune Am7 G#7 G7 C Yes, I am, I'm just so sick Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 D7sus4 D7 Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 Don't believe it when anybody says they been doin' fine D7sus4 D7 D7 D7add13 D7 D7sus2 D7 D7sus2 Fmaj7 So I guess I'm doin' fine | Am9 Fdim/G# | C | F G | C | | Am9 Fdim/G# | C | Am7 G#7 G7 | C |