The Butt Song

C F Here we are once again. G7 C Drinking beer with our closest friends. F Let me tell ya about the prettiest girl I ever saw. G7 Told her I loved her 'n she broke my jaw. C G7 I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. C I wanted to hold her but... she wouldn't let me. G7 I wanted to touch her but... she wouldn't let me. C How can I leave her behind. C F She broke my heart or was it my arm. G7 C I don't remember she hit me so hard. F Well I picked myself up off the floor. G7 Don't know why but I went back for more. C G7 I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. C I wanted to see her but... she wouldn't let me. G7 I wanted to do her but... she wouldn't let me. C How can I leave her behind. C F But our first date it didn't go well. G7 C I sat in this bar while she sat in jail. F Seems another man had tried what I had tried. G7 Said what I said 'n he nearly died. C G7 I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. C I wanted to grab her but... she wouldn't let me. G7 I wanted to rub her but... she wouldn't let me. C How can I leave her behind. C F I'm a smart man I tell myself. G7 C I'm probably full of crop but what the hell. F I know I shouldn't pursue that woman. G7 She's got a face like an angel and an arm like George Foreman. C G7 I wanted to kiss her but... she wouldn't let me. C I wanted to poke her but... she wouldn't let me. G7 I wanted to lick her but... she wouldn't let me. C How can I leave her behind. G7 C I said how can I leave her behind.