Rugby

1 I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed 2 I'm kinda feeling the same 3 but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game 4 and give it a secret name A B let's call it rugby E E/Eb let's call it ruuuugby C#m B and I bet that pretty soon all G#m A The showers could be communal (yeah) A B and noone would suspect a thing C#m B and when people ask what are 15 guys G#m A doing sticking their heads between each others thighs B Badd9 B we'll just tell them that we're practicing 1 we'll have a special language and a secret code 2 that nobody knows what the are 3 and we'll do clever things with existing words 4 like replacing an f with and r A B so we'll say we're rucking when really we're f--- C#m B Fooling the world that there's nothing sexual G#m A in a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle A B being grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts) C#m B while drunk spectators in the stands G#m A call for bigger tackles and softer hands A B Badd9 B just wishing that it could be them E E/Eb B A G#m Ei playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks) C#m G#m A E E Emaj7* playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm finding touch a bit too much E E/Eb B A G#m Ei playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs C#m G#m A I'm playing rugby B E5 and if you don't you're gay