Fortune Presents Gifts Not According To The Book

G Am F G Fortune presents gifts not according to the book G Am F G Fortune presents gifts not according to the book G Am F When you expect whistles it's flutes G Am F When you expect flutes it's whistles G Am F G What various paths are followed in distributing honours and possessions G Am F G She gives awards to some and penitent's cloaks to others G Am F When you expect whistles it's flutes G Am F When you expect flutes it's whistles G Am F G Sometimes she robs the chief goatherd of his cottage and goat pen G Am F G And to whomever she fancies the lamest goat has born two kids G Am F When you expect whistles it's flutes G Am F When you expect flutes it's whistles Intermezzo G G Am F G Am F G Because in a village a poor lad has stolen one egg G Am F G He swings in the sun and another gets away with a thousand crimes G Am F When you expect whistles it's flutes G Am F When you expect flutes it's whistles G G Am F