White Trash Paradise

G G/F# I want six kids and a double wide, Em D A good wife and a woman on the side, C D D/F# G D In my white trash paradise. G G/F# I want a garden with onions, carrots and beans, Em D with a few back issues of Hustler magazine, C D D/F# G for my white trash paradise. C C/B Am7 G I wanna spend my nights drinkin' Schaefer Light, D G And smokin' cheap cigarettes. C C/B Am7 G I want a water bed to rest my head, D G And a pitbull for my pet. G G/F# I wanna set a couch out by the road, Em D sell skunk weed and call it gold, C D D/F# G At my white trash paradise. G G/F# I wanna '69 Chevelle just sittin' on blocks, Em D Among 27 pens where I keep my cocks, C D D/F# G D In my white trash paradise. G G/F# I wanna say 'Tu Madre' to the neighborhood, Em D Ya know it makes 'um mad to see me livin' so good, C D D/F# G In my white trash paradise. G G/F# I wanna ride wellfare 'till the well runs dry, Em D Buy everything that Walmart can supply, C D D/F# G G/F# Em To my white trash paradise C D G G/F# Em D C D D/F# G It's my white trash..paradise