The Beer Medley

D D/C# D/B D/A D D/C# D/B D/A D D/C# D/B D/A D D/C# D/B D/A D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D Oh, 99 bottles of beer on the wall, D 99 bottles of beer. D D Take 98 down, you pass em around, G A thats my bottle of D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D In heaven there is no beer, D thats why we drink it here. D And when you're dead, the old man said, G A all your friends will be drinking your D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D If it wasn't for all the Guiness, G I'd have gone home a long time ago. A I'd have been straight and I'd have been sober, D not staggering to and fro. D I remembered the words of my father, G as I order up one more A no matter how much you stagger and such you could never fall off of the D D/C# D/B Floor Floor Floor D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D I often give the water, D to my son and to my daugher. A Sometimes I give the wine to me wife. A Her mother's big and scary, A she drinks up all the sherry. D The baby takes the milk to save it's life. D Oh, my father drinks potheen D to keep his thinking clean. D G It makes his mind so nimble and so clear. G Oh, but of the liquifiers, D for me self and me desires, A there isn't anything as wet as D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D It's a mystery to me, D why some people drink the tea. D A Its only just a bitter form of rain. A And men, without a reason, A who drink the nasty squeezin, A D of the apple, or the orange are insane. D Oh, some drink the soda pop, D till the dying makes em stop, D G are killed of malnutrition, every year! G Oh, but them as wise I D are going to live until we die, A survived by just an empty jar of D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D A I drink my beer from bottles of from cans, D or right out of the tap, where it stands. D I drink it out of jars, G under bridges or in bars. A D Sometimes I do not even use my hands. D D/C# D/B D/A D D/C# D/B D/A D A I drink it out of styrofoam or glass. A D I drink it on a Sunday after mass. (During mass) D G I drink until I think I couldn't take another drink, A then I drink until I fall upon my D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggily Beer D D'oh, my beer, I spilled my beer. A Ray, the man who buys me beer. D Me, the man, who drinks my beer. A Far, a long long way from beer. D G So, I think I'll have some beer. E A Lots, and lots and lots of beer. F# Bm Tea? I'd rather have some beer. A G A That will bring us back to D D/C# D/B D/A Beer Beer Beer Beer D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D Well a long time ago, way back in history G A When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea D G D Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops G A D And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops D oh he must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king G A And to his praises we shall always sing D G D Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer D D G A Lord bless Charlie Mops, The man who invented D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A D D/C# D/B D/A Chuggily Beer Beer Beer D The hole in the wall O'Learys Place, and Dublins Pub as well, G A Theres one thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell. D G D So come on all you lucky lads at five O'clock we stop D D G A D For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 D oh he must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king G A And to his praises we shall always sing D G D Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer D D G A Lord bless Charlie Mops, The man who invented D D/C# D/B Beer Beer Beer D/A Chuggly Beer D Now here's a story. A A little bit gory. G A A little bit happy. D A little bit sa-ha-had. D Of Lily the Pink, and A her medicinal compound, G A D A and how it drove her to the bat. D Ebeneezer A thought he was Julius Caesar G A D and so they put him in a home D Where they gave him A medicinal compound G A D and now he's Emperor of Rome A D We’ll drink a drink a drink A to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink G The saviour of A D the of the human race D She invented A medicinal compound G A D A most efficacious in every case D A G A D Freddy Clinger, the opera singer (la, ha ha), could break a glass with his voice they said. A G A D A Rubbed his toncils, with medicinal compound, now they break glasses over his head. D A G A D Billy Hammer had a te te te terrible stammer he could hardly sa sa sa say a word D A G A D And so they gave him medicinal compound, and now he's seen, but never heard A D We’ll drink a drink a drink A to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink G The saviour of A D the of the human race D She invented A medicinal compound G A D A most efficacious in every case D Uncle Paul he, A was very small he, G A D was the shortest man in town. D Rubbed his body, A with medicinal compound, A G A D A now he weighs only half a pound. SLOW A D Lily died and, A went up to heaven, G A D all the church bells they did ri-hi-hing D She took with her, A medicinal compound, G A D hark the herald angels sing. A A Weeeeee, Weeeee, A D We’ll drink a drink a drink A to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink G The saviour of A D the of the human race D She invented A medicinal compound G A D A most efficacious in every case *Double Time A D We’ll drink a drink a drink A to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink G The saviour of A D the of the human race D She invented A Marijuana G A D A D most efficacious in every case