Bailout

C F G C C F Me and my buddies went fishin' last night G C Tryin' to catch some Reds in the pale moon light C F I bought the beer and they bought the bait G C Called up my wife and had to cancel our date C F But I didn't put the plug in the boat G C No real problem but the bilge pump is broke C F Hey, grab a bucket and help me out G C We're goin' down fast we need a bailout. CHOURS C C F I need a bailout as fast as you can G C Come on and help this poor country man C F We're all in trouble and this boats headed South G C Why don't you lend a hand and Bail us out C F Well, I got home and found the note on the door G C From a mad wife who couldn't take anymore C F But down at the courthouse, I didn't laugh G C She wanted her share and she wanted her half C F They gave her my house and the keys to the truck G C Her lawyer said sorry son, you're outta luck C F Left me flat broke beyond any doubt G C I looked at the judge and said Bail me out CHOURS C C F I need a bailout as fast as you can G C Come on and help this poor country man C F The wife stuck it to me and that's no doubt G C C,mon and lend a hand and bail me out C F G C F Uncle Sam's wallet fell deep in the tank G C Oil man executive that's who ya thank C F Hey Mr. Congressman, help us out G C All hands up for a Bailout C F I need a bailout as fast as you can G C C'mon and help this poor country man C F We're all in trouble and the Dow's headed South G C Why don't you lend a hand and Bail us out C F I need a bailout as fast as you can G C C'mon and help this poor country man C F We're all in trouble and the Dow's headed South G C Why don't you lend a hand and Bail us out C F G C C F G C