Hermione A Song By Harry Potter

G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 2x G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 I know it's wrong, I just can't help but think… G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 Pass me the Butterbeer, I could really use a drink. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 I tried to get her curly hair, out of my head. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 But all that's on my mind is my wand between her legs. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 When she said leviosa, not leviosssaaa, G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 The hairs on my neck stood up, and I got kind of hard. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 She's so beautiful and sexy and hot. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 So how the f**k did she end up with a ginger named Ron? G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 Hermione, oh Hermione - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 How the f**k did Ron end up with my Hermione? G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 She's magical, she's a masterpiece - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 How did Ron end up with someone so far out his league? G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 I've had my share of love, Ginny and Cho Chang G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 But Cedric had to f**k it up and die at Voldemort’s hand. G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 Cause Ginny, you're so sweet, and your beauty is blinding - G Dadd11/F# Em7 Cadd9 But you're far too kinky, I'm not into fingers in heinies, I'm into G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 Hermione, oh Hermione - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 How the f**k did Ron end up with my Hermione? G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 She's magical, she's a masterpiece - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 How did Ron end up with someone so far out his league? Am7 C/B C Dadd11 But don't get me wrong, I really like his sister Am7 C/B C Dadd11 But now I'm surrounded by all these bloody gingers. Am7 C/B C Dadd11 I don't know what she sees in him and his stupid red mop… Am7 C/B C Dadd11 Oh wait, I think I get it now... he must have an enormous cock! G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 Hermione, oh Hermione - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 That's how Ron Weasley ended up with Hermione! G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 He's got a giant knob, a serpent underneath - G D/F# Em7 Cadd9 That's how Ron Weasley ended up with Hermione! G (single strum)