King Of Bullshit Mountain

D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain G D He's been known to tell a lie D He'll tell you all his tall tales C D And look you in the eye D Don't Believe a word he says G D And you'll get along just fine D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain A D But he's an alright guy D Well he's got fishin' stories G D From way back in the day D About the time he caught a whale E7 A And the one that got away D He's been on safari G D In the jungle deep and dark D Workin' for the FBI A D But he never was a narc D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain G D He's been known to tell a lie D He'll tell you all his tall tales C D And look you in the eye D Don't Believe a word he says G D And you'll get along just fine D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain A D But he's an alright guy D D Bullshit! G G Bullshit! D The King of Bullshit Mountain A D He's an alright guy D D Bullshit! G G Bullshit! D The King of Bullshit Mountain A D He's an alright guy D Well he pitched for the red leagues G D Straight out of high school D He wrote every decent country song E7 A And he reinvented cool D He hung out with Elvis G D Dated Marilyn Monroe D But his memory's kinda fuzzy A D 'Cause that was 20 beers ago D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain G D He's been known to tell a lie D He'll tell you all his tall tales C D And look you in the eye D Don't Believe a word he says G D And you'll get along just fine D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain A D But he's an alright guy D D Bullshit! G G Bullshit! D The King of Bullshit Mountain A D He's an alright guy D D Bullshit! G G Bullshit! D The King of Bullshit Mountain A D He's an alright guy D He's the King of Bullshit Mountain A D But he's our kinda guy..