Life Is A Rehearsal

B D# A E7 B G#m F# E7 B F# G#m E7 B D# Life is a rehearsal; that's how I can afford A E7 To make a few mistakes as I make my way B D# Along the boards, across the floor A E7 Down the hall, through the door B G#m F# E7 B F# G#m Used to be a sweet boy, holding very tight to daddy's hand E7 B D# A E7 But that was in a distant land B It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina D# A E7 May I overnight leave my penis inside you B G#m How many Hail Mary's must a fellow say? F# E7 If he would erase, oh every bad mistake that he B F# G#m E7 makes every day for seven days ??? ??? B D# A E7 2x B G#m It was a happy time, the happiest of them all F# E7 After a good show, at the far side bowl(?) B F# You leapt in to our arms, we gave you a good throw G#m E7 You tumbled down the lane, that's when the thingy changed from joy to B D# A E7 Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe B G#m F# E7 B D# It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina A E7 May I overnight leave my penis inside you B F# G#m E7 End on B