If I Were A Fish

C C If I Were a Fish And You Caught Me, You’d Say Look at That Fish F F Shimmering in the Sun Such a Rare One, Can’t Believe That You Caught One C C If I Were a Fish And You Caught Me, You’d Say Look at That Fish F F Heaviest in the Sea You’d Win First Prize if You Caught Me G F G C Why is Everybody on the Inter-net So Mean G F G C Why is Everybody So A-fraid of What They’ve Never Seen Am F C If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me Dm Flopping Around and Singing My Song F I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Along C C If I Were a rock you would pick me up and say that's a nice rock F F Skippiest on the lake Plop plop plop i'm the perfect shape C C And If I Were a sock you would put me on and say thats a nice sock F F Happiest as a pair, I found you now i'm not scared G F G C Why is Everybody on the Inter-net So Mean G F G C Why is Everybody So A-fraid of What They’ve Never Seen Am F C If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me Dm Flopping Around and Singing My Song F G I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Alo-ng C C How lucky are we of all the fish in the sea F F you get to be you and I get to be me Am C Just let em be mean were as free as can be F N.C. To be the you-est of you And the me-est of me C C If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do F F If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do C C If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do F F If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do