Im The Only Gay Eskimo

Intro/Chorus D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know, D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, Bm G But all i wanna do is get into his parka D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A Well, me and Muck fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber Bm Gm But me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I make a wish on the northern lights Bm G that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now Bm G These cold winter nights are taking their toll Em A I even get excited when i see the north pole See the north pole Outro/Chorus D A Bm G I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know D A Bm G i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe