The Hearse Song

Am F Am E Am F Am E Am Am F Dont ever laugh as a hearse goes by Am E Cuz someday you'll be the one to die Am F They wrap you up in bloody sheets Am E Am and drop you six feet underneath Am F They put you in a fancy box Am E And cover you up with dirt and rocks Am F And all goes well for just a week Am E Am And then your coffin springs a leak Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Am E The worms play pinochle on your snout Am F They eat your eyes, they eat your noes Am E Am And so it goes you decompose F Am A swarm of ants with an appetite E Am Chew through your scalp and feast on your spine F Am Your lungs fill up with rotting yeast E Am And puss comes out like pizza grease F Am You spread it on a slice of bread E Am And that's what you'll eat when you’re dead Am F And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in Am E The worms that crawl in are lean and thin Am F The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Am E Am Your skull caves in and your brains spill out F Am your veins fill up with bugs and puss E Am Your bones erode and shrub to dust F Am And for the living all is well E Am As you sink further into hell F Am As the flames rise up to drag you down E Am Into the fire where you will drown F Am Your boiling soul is stripped and splayed E Am By Satan's harem of decay Am E Am But there's no need to be afraid Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms chew through Am E Your claustrophobic pinewood tomb Am F The wood gives way and dirt pours through Am E Am And fills the room once assumed by you Am F So don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by Am E 'Cause one day you'll be the one inside Am F And who's to say, or to declare Am E Am That you are not already in there