I Cant Stop Punching Toddlers

G Bm C G Oh officer~ Bm C I kicked that child in self-defense G Oh officer~ Bm C He was alone in Walmart... Fair game? G G7 It really wasn't necessary Am C To kick me out of the library G What are orphans for if not to Bm C Ridicule and possibly maim Em Am I promise this has only happened once F G Don't listen to that man, I didn't k**l his son! C G Okay, I get why I'm banned from Disneyland Am Em But in my defense it wasn't planned C G I'm at least sixty percent sure he had a knife Am Em Clearly he was a threat to my life G Bm C Oh officer~ G Bm C Oh officer~ G Bm C G Won't you please let me out of this... cell?