Dq - Ver 2

G# E I laughed when your dog died A C It is cruel, but it's true G# E Take me back, kiss my soft side A C E Does he love me most now that his dog is toast? Ooh-ooh (Single Notes) C B E I'm with stupid, find me with this guy G# A E Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie C B C# B D Best is when he stays with me all night, all mine, big fight, soft side (Strumming) G# E Blacked out with the beefcakes A C Siphon drool, just be cool G# E Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes A C E Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh (Single notes or strumming both work here) C B E I've been celebrating since Thursday G# A E I always get dumped on my birthday C B C# I'm the one who said in the first place B D Foreplay, okay, anyways! Woo! E D 3x G# G E D I'm four years above sixteen E D E I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline D I'm too sad to be mean G# G E D I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen G# E Gone south at the Safeway A C Bark me through it, baby, prove it! G# E I'm a mess, I mean in the best case A C E Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh E D 3x G# G E D I'm four years above sixteen E D E I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline D I'm too sad to be mean G# G E I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen (Single notes for the first line, strumming for the second) E D C# G I'm four years above sixteen G# A D D I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline E D I'm four years above sixteen E D E I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline D I'm too sad to be mean G# G E I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen E D I'm four years above sixteen E D E I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline D I'm too sad to be mean G# G E I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen E D 3x G# G E D 3x G# G