Target Practice

D Cadd9 Do you think I'm target practice? Bm A# You're not even on my axis D Cadd9 And put in a soundproof casket Bm A# "She was such a gifted actress" D Cadd9 The kids say that talk too much and I'm too wound up Bm A# But my mom's friend Cheryl says I'm funny as f**k D Cadd9 So talk your shit and squash your bugs Bm G While I read my books and do my drugs D C Fell asleep in math this morning G Slammed my head against the table D C Every day's so goddamn boring G Em G But I don't mean to sound ungrateful D Cadd9 Do you think I'm target practice? Bm A# You're not even on my axis D Cadd9 And put in a soundproof casket Bm A# "She was such a gifted actress" D Cadd9 They told me not to cut my hair 'cause "it frames your face" Bm A# "What's a girl like you doing in this place?" D Cadd9 When it all goes numb and I'm eating dirt Bm G Thank God didn't wear a skirt D C Fell asleep in math this morning G Slammed my head against the table D C Every day's so goddamn boring G But I don't mean to sound ungrateful D C Fell asleep in math this morning G Slammed my head against the table D C Every day's so goddamn boring G Em G But I don't mean to sound ungrateful D Cadd9 Do you think I'm target practice? Bm A# You're not even on my axis D Cadd9 And put in a soundproof casket Bm A# "She was such a gifted actress"