Liquid Lunch

B7 Em B7 ||: / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / :|| Em Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work, B7 I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts, Em That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth, B7 Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose! Em B7 I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself, Em B7 My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help! Em ||: Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, Em The girls got going, and we had a munch, B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time... B7 ...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| 2x Em | / / / / | / / / / | Em I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave, B7 They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief, Em It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams, B7 At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys! Em B7 It's--- hard to remember... all of the events, Em But--- I must have paid the tab, B7 'Cause all that's left is fifty cents! Em ||: Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, Em The girls got going, and we had a munch, B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time... B7 ...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| 2x Em | / / / / | / / / / | Em Maybe I can call the pharmacy, B7 They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite', Em B7 Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill, B7 With some kind of magic pill! Em B7 I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself, Em B7 My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help! Em B7 ||: / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / :||4x Em ||: Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch, Em The girls got going, and we had a munch, B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time... B7 ...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| 4x