Money Buy Drugs

C5 C7 C5 C#5 C7 Got a new plug, my other guy sucks C7 Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks C7 Dropped 200, I got too much C#m C#7 C7 And I got too fried I'm sunny side up Cm7 Got your dad doin' blow off my ass C#5 Cm7 Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts C5 C#5 Don't tell me money don't buy N.C. Happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs C5 N.C. Therefore by the transitive property (Shh) C5 Cm7 When I'm fucked up don't talk to me C#m7 I feel like it's a bunch of lil bugs on top of me Cm7 Help me, I can't get 'em off of me Cm C# I can't move I'm stuck in a sofa C#7 C7 Cm7 That's stuck in a room where the walls get closer C#m7 Next time your try fuckin' me over Cm N.C. I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster C5 N.C. It's too late no one can stop me "Hey Siri" N.C How do you get rid of a body? Cm C#m7 Chop it up, do a little bit of Karate Cm7 C7 Cm7 C7 I'm doin' 90 and it sittin in the bag ridin' shotty Cm7 C#7 Such a good boy when I was 18 C7 Cm7 But I smoked alcohol and drank weed C#m7 C5 And now my brain turned into baked beans C7 C7 N.C. Don't be like me, kids I'm fried C5 N.C. (Fried, fried, fried, fried) C7 Got a new plug, my other guy sucks C7 Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks C7 Dropped 200, I got too much C#m C#7 C7 And I got too fried I'm sunny side up Cm7 Got your dad doin' blow off my ass C#5 Cm7 Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts C5 C#5 Don't tell me money don't buy N.C. Happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs Cm7 C#7 I feel obligated to say this Cm7 Kids don't do drugs, drugs are dangerous C#7 The brain can change in ways I can't explain C7 But it feel like I'm stuck in a simulation Cm7 C#m Two sedatives for the euthanasia Cm7 The voice in my head got too persuasive The flu contagious C#7 C Everybody dead except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships C# C7 Ding, ding, time is up, the world is ending, the climate sucks C#7 I'm high and drunk, drivin' a Cybertruck C The AI talkin' to me like it's tryna f**k F**k me) Cm7 C#7 Such a good boy when I was 18 C7 Cm7 But I smoked alcohol and drank weed C#m7 C5 And now my brain turned into baked beans C7 C7 N.C. Don't be like me, kids I'm fried C5 N.C. (Fried, fried, fried, fried) C7 Got a new plug, my other guy sucks C7 Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks C7 Dropped 200, I got too much C#m C#7 C7 And I got too fried I'm sunny side up Cm7 Got your dad doin' blow off my ass C#5 Cm7 Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts C5 C#5 Don't tell me money don't buy N.C. Happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs