The Long Word Song

D D A7 I've been afraid of big words since I was a kid D I thought that I'd get over it somehow I never did G Usually it's no big deal but every now and then D A7 D Your audaciously loquacious! Ahhhh! It kicks in again D A7 I went to a specialist and said what's wrong with me D Based upon your test results it's not hard to see G If you're afraid of lengthy words, you're not the only one D A7 D Here's what your condition's called but this won't be much fun. D A7 Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia G If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a D A7 D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. D A7 I'm not even joking, believe it or not D Though it's absurd that's the word I don't like a lot G There's one thing I know for sure so listen if you please D A7 D Whoever came up with the word did not have this disease. D A7 Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia G If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a D A7 D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. D A7 I was in my science class when I started screaming D It was cuz of a video the teacher was streaming G It was about a lung disease I hope they all get better D A7 D But whoever named it gave it way too many letters. N.C. I mean really who would name a disease "Pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-con-iosis" N.C. Not very sensitive to people who have… D A7 Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia G If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a D A7 D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. (faster) D A7 Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia G If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a D A7 D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. D A7 Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia G If you're afraid of big long words here is one you should know-a D A7 D Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. D D Hippo-poto-monstros-es-qui-pedal-io-phobia