The Dragons Retort Chords - Brobdingnagian Bards

Intro

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Verse 1

C Now I am a dragon please listen to me F For I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree C This ecology needs me and I know my place G C But I'm fighting extinction with all my race e|-3-1-0-----------0-|

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Verse 2

C Well, I came to this village to better my health F Which is shockingly poor despite all my wealth C But I got no assistence and no sympathy G C Just impertinent questioning shouted at me

Chorus

C Yes virgins taste better than those who are not F But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught C For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot G C Yes virgins taste better than those who are not

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Verse 3

C Now I'm really quite kind through most of the year F Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear C But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree G C And barbequed wench tastes like candy to me e|-3-1-0-----------0-|

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Verse 4

C As it happens our interests are almost the same F You see I'm really quite skillful at managing game C If I ate all your men, would your excess decline? G C Of course not, the rest would just make better time e|-3-1-0-----------0-|

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Chorus

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Verse 5

C Now the number of babies a woman can bear F Has a limit and that's why my prunings done there C And an ophans a sad sight so when I munch G C I'm careful to take only virgins to lunch

Chorus