Crystal Mama

Eb* Eb7(#9) She's a crystal mama Eb* Eb7(#9) Never brings the drama Eb* Eb7(#9) She's aligned her chakras Eb* Eb7(#9) Tryna reach nirvana Abm7 E(add9 Dbm7 Striking a supermodel pose F# B In her gypsy boho clothes Abm7 E(add9 Dbm7 Claims that she can touch her toes Gb B And lick her elbows Eb* Eb7(#9) She's got a wild ambition Eb* Eb7(#9) About the green nutrition Eb* Eb7(#9) Drives with low emissions Eb* Eb7(#9) And likes the folk musicians Eb* Eb7(#9) She drinks sour beer Eb* Eb7(#9) Like a pioneer Eb* Eb7(#9) Votes the green party Eb* Eb7(#9) To save the atmosphere Abm7 E(add9 Dbm7 Her walls are draped in tapestries Gb B And she stole all my concert tees (damn) Abm7 E(add9 Dbm7 I'm starting to dig kombucha tea Gb B Can't believe what she's done to me Eb7(#9) Eb7(#9) Eb7(#9) Eb7(#9) Ab7(#9) Ab7(#9) Eb7(#9) Eb7(#9) Bb7(#9) Ab7(#9) Eb7(#9) Eb7(#9) Abm7 She'll eat a big ole bag of neat snacks Eb7(#9) From the whole food market Abm7 She'll lick your himalayan salt lamp Bb7 Oh wow gosh golly gee whiz! Eb* Eb7(#9) She's a crystal mama Eb* Eb7(#9) Never brings the drama Eb* Eb7(#9) She's aligned her chakras Eb* Eb7(#9) Tryna reach nirvana Eb* Eb7(#9) Tryna reach nirvana Eb* Eb7(#9) Tryna reach nirvana Eb* Eb7(#9) She's a crystal mama Eb* Eb7(#9) Tryna reach nirvana