Robert Thinks Dutches Is Sexy

A Roberts on the couch playing x-box Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off D A So he goes outside and plays with his dog A Early every morning when the sun comes up He goes in the house to get washed up D Em Then he comes outside with a paper cup A Robert thinks Dutches is sexy E A It really turns him on He's always staring at him Em A while he's jerking his dog D A Em He likes the way Dutches looks at him Em when he's laying down D A E He even thinks his tan is brown D A Em A D Robert's the only one who really understands what dogs are Em A Robert thinks Dutches is sexy 2nd Verse A Every night Robert sits outside Wishing and hoping for a bite D A Walking his dog and eating fries D A and then he a way to take him home Repeat Chorus Then it goes like this Em Robert aint into thing appropriate So he lays on his ass and eats some chips Em Robert thinks Dutches is Robert thinks Dutches is Repeat the chorus