Me N Opie Down By The Duck Pond

G C Don't tell Andy, don't tell Aunt Bee G D C They'll come a-lookin' for Opie and me G C Tell 'em we're dead or tell 'em we're gone G D G Me and Opie down by the duck pond G C Well Goober brought down some homegrown hay G D G It whomped me up the side the head, I never felt that way G C Aunt Bee said we'd be in dutch G D G If the sheriff ever caught us smokin' that stuff G C Don't tell Andy, don't tell Aunt Bee G D C They'll come a-lookin' for Opie and me G C Tell 'em we're dead or tell 'em we're gone G D G Me and Opie down by the duck pond G C I heard a little holler down in the woods G D G Sounded like someone saying, 'Mm mm good!" G C I moved a little closer, sneaking like a squirrel G D G Otis was slurpin' up his favorite girrrrrl G C Otis said, "Boys, come sit by the still G D G I'll pour you up a jar of that famous swill G C If you can't walk, don't worry no way G D G Now LIGHT THAT PIPE and pass it my way" G C Don't tell Andy, don't tell Aunt Bee G D C They'll come a-lookin' for Opie and me G C Tell 'em we're dead or tell 'em we're gone G D G Me and Opie down by the duck pond G C I had to dodge a rock that was hittin' the tree G D G Out of the swamp came Ernest T. G C Gold tooth a-flashing as he hit that pipe G D G Out of the blue came Barney Fife G C Well Barney come down to nip that still G D G Waving an axe, a lawman's thrill G C "Opie, don't smoke, you'll turn yourself green G D G Get me up a puff and I'll show you what I mean" G C Don't tell Andy, don't tell Aunt Bee G D C They'll come a-lookin' for Opie and me G C Tell 'em we're dead or tell 'em we're gone G D G Me and Opie down by the duck pond G C We all sat there for most of the night G D G Trying to figure out our left from our right G C Here comes Andy and ol' Aunt Bee G D G Scoldin' the hell out of Opie and Me G C Don't tell Andy, don't tell Aunt Bee G D C They'll come a-lookin' for Opie and me G C Tell 'em we're dead or tell 'em we're gone G D G Me and Opie down by the duck pond