Working Where The Sun Dont Shine

C F G We praise the colorectal surgeon C F G Misunderstood and much maligned C Am F Slaving away in the heart of darkness C G C Working where the sun don't shine C F G Respect the colorectal surgeon C F G It's a calling few would crave C Am F Lift up your hands and join us C G C Let's all do the finger wave Am F When it comes to spreading joy C G There are many techniques Am F Some spread joy to the world C G And others just spread cheeks Am G Some may think the cardiologist... Am D Is their best friend C Am F But the colorectal surgeon knows... C G C He'll get you in the end! C F G Why be a colorectal surgeon? C F G It's one of those mysterious things. C Am F Is it because in that profession C G C There are always openings? C F G When I first met a colorectal surgeon C F G He did not quite understand; C Am F I said, "Hey nice to meet you C G C But do you mind? We don't shake hands". Am F He sailed right through medical school C G Because he was a whiz Am F Oh but he never thought of psychology C G Though he read passages. Am G A doctor he wanted to be Am D For golf he loved to play, C Am F But this is not quite what he meant..... C G C By eighteen holes a day! C F G We praise the colorectal surgeon C F G Misunderstood and much maligned C Am F Slaving away in the heart of darkness C G C Working where the sun don't shine.