If They Cant Take A Joke

G F C Alternate riff Riff 4x G F C or Tab. With 2 guitars, you can have one play the riff over G F C G D I was flying in a big jet airplane C nervous as hell G D When the pilot comes on the intercom Em C He said "Things aren't going to well" C G D We've got an engine out, there's a fire in the galley Em C But we'll make it down O.K. G D But he forgot to shut the microphone off Em C And everybody heard him say: He said: G D F**k'em (if they can't take a joke)) (-- singer call and response) Em C F**k'em (if they can't take a joke) G If they can't see the wit D Then I don't give a shit C So f**k'em, F**k'em, F**k'em..... (stop music) G D C If they can't take a joke! Riff 2x G D I was sitting in the sunshine Em C Drinking beer and feeling good G D Thinking maybe I shouldn't concern myself Em C Thenagain maybe I should G D I said "Lord above you've got so much love Em C But there's too much pain and fear" G D I felt a mighty tap on my shoulder Em C Then I heard a rumbling voice in my ear (spoken add): and the Lord explained it to me, she said G D F**k'em (if they can't take a joke) Em C F**k'em (if they can't take a joke) G If they can't see the wit D Then I don't give a shit C So f**k'em, F**k'em, F**k'em..... (stop music) G D C If they can't take a joke! Riff 2x G D Em C G D Em C G D Em C Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah! G D Em C Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah! Riff 2x G D There's a lot of helpful sayings Em C In this world to see you through G D Like "so what, who cares, take a bite of this, Em C drop dead, big deal and screw you" G D But all this worldly wisdom Em C Too hard to recall G D So there's just one thing to remember Em C And I think it covers it all (spoken add): matter of fact, I know it does! G D (if they can't take a joke) Em C (if they can't take a joke) G If they can't see the wit D Then I don't give a shit C So f**k'em, F**k'em, F**k'em..... (stop music) G D C If they can't take a joke! Riff 2x