The Twelve Pains Of Christmas

| G/B C G/D D | G | G Em The first thing at Christmas, Am G That's such a pain to me G/B C G/D D G Is finding a christmas tree. G Em The second Thing at Christmas, Am G That's such a pain to me D Rigging up the lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a christmas tree. G Em The third thing at Christmas, Am G That's such a pain to me D Hangovers D Rigging up the lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a christmas tree. G Em The fourth thing at Christmas, Am G That's such a pain to me D Sending Christmas Cards D Hangovers D Rigging up the lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a christmas tree. G Em The fifth thing at Christmas Am G That's such a pain to me G A D Five months of bills G Sending Christmas Cards C Hangovers A D Rigging up the lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a christmas tree. G Em The sixth thing at Christmas, Am G That's such a pain to me D Facing my in-laws G A D Five months of bills G Oh, I hate those Christmas cards C Hangovers A D Rigging up these lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The seventh thing at Christmas Am D G That's such a pain to me D The Salvation Army D Facing my in-laws G A D Five months of bills G Sending Christmas cards C Oh, my head A D I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The eighth thing at Christmas Am G That's such a pain to me D I wanna Transformer for Christmas D Charities D What do you mean your in-laws? G A D Five months of bills G Oh, making out these cards C Honey, get me a beer, huh? A D What, we have no extension cords? G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The ninth thing at Christmas Am G that's such a pain to me D Finding parking spaces D Daddy, I want some candy D Donations D facing my in-laws G A D Five months of bills G Writing out those Christmas cards C Hangovers A D now why the hell are they blinking? G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The tenth thing at Christmas Am D G that's such a pain to me D Batteries not Included D no parking spaces D Buy me somethin D get a job, ya bum D Oh, facing my in-laws G A D Five months of bills G Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards C Oh, geez, look at this A D One light goes out, they all go out, G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The eleventh thing of Christmas Am D G That's such a pain to me D Stale TV specials D batteries not included D No parking spaces D dad, I gotta go to the bathroom D Charities D she's a witch, I hate her G A D Five months of bills, G Oh, I don't even know half these people C Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? A D Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree G Em The twelfth thing of Christmas Am D G that's such a pain to me D Singing Christmas carols D stale TV specials D Batteries not included D No parking! D Charities D Buy me something! D Who likes their in-laws?! G A D Five months of bills G I'm not sendin' cards this year, that's it C So hungover... A D Fine - you're so smart, you rig up the lights G/B C G/D D G And finding a Christmas tree