Charmless Man

A E5 D5 E5 D5 Esus4 D9 A A/G# F# I met him in a crowded room A A/G# F# Where people go to drink away their gloom Bm7 C#m7 D A D A He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man A A/G# F# A A/G# F# Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais Bm7 C#m7 D E I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray A D A But then nature didn't make him that way A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares C#m7 Bm7 C#m7 Bm7 Will protect him that we will respect him A He moves in circles of friends C#m7 Bm7 Who just pretend that they like him C#m7 Bm7 Esus4 He does the same to them, And when you put it all together D9 A There's the model of a charmless man A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A A/G# F# He knows the swingers and their calvarly A A/G# F# Says he can get in anywhere for free Bm7 C#m7 D E I began to go a little cross eyed A D A And from this charmless man I just had to hide A He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds C#m7 He doesn't see his days Bm7 C#m7 Bm7 Are tumbling down upon him A And yet he tries so hard to please C#m7 Bm7 He's just so keen for you to listen C#m7 Bm7 But no one is listening Esus4 And when you put it all together D9 A There's the model of a charmless man A A/G# F# A A/G# F# Bm7 C#m7 D E A D A A He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares C#m7 Bm7 C#m7 Bm7 Will protect him that we will respect him C#m7 Bm7 He's just so keen for you to listen C#m7 Bm7 But no one is listening Esus4 And when you put it all together D9 A There's the model of a charmless man A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A A/G# F# Na na na na na na na A G# G Na na na na na na F# F E Na na na na na na C A Na na na na na na