Revenge Song

The Revenge Song Heywood Banks (Key of C as heard on Bob and Tom C)You can be mean to me G)Mean as you want to be Am)Just say anything that youF like You can beC nasty and caddy And(Am) cruel and unusual F)Twist my nose with your fingers G)Trip me while I carry liquids C)But as you pin me down G)My arms down on the ground Am)As your spit drips into myF face Deep in theC back of your mind RememberG at some point You’llF have to fall aC)sleepF C G)And when you fall asleep C)Into your room I’ll creep F)Did something move In theC dark ‘neath yourG bed And then a voice you hear C)Calling out loud and clear F)A voice that is our own G)A voice that’s saying HAAAHH! C)There’s things that one can do WithG Ben Gay, Nair, and Super Glue AAm package of indelibleF dye Why would aC guy such as I EverAm buy indelibleF dye Blue as theG sky Don’t ask me why C)This catalog I found G)Sells roaches by the pound Am)Millipedes, centipedesF too They say theC meek shall inherit BeG)cause they stay upF late And change theC willF C G)And when you fall asleep C)Into your room I’ll creep F)Did something move In theC dark ‘neath yourG bed And then a voice you hear C)Calling out loud and clear F)A voice that is our own G)A voice that’s saying HAAAHH!